OH, They ALL Look So Goooood!

I am not seventy.


It is not spring, nor is the occasion tier-worthy, though some may say tear-worthy would hit it.


I am not a Kiss fan. What an ugly cake.


AND my name is not Timmy. Or Lassie.

But gimme the cake anyway. Dammit. Where's my ice cream? I have 10 more minutes of being my current age before the page flips over yet again, so I will spend it here rather than taking the dog out for one more pee. We went to a family combo graduation/leaving for college party tonight and all the way over I was taunting TY that I bet it was a surprise party for me and everybody would jump from behind the curtains! But I am too old for that, the fright would probably stroke me out. Instead I ate graduation cake tonight with 'Congratulations Nicole' written on it.

Five minutes to go and I can go to bed.

I wore my 'hair of the dog' necklace and my jeweler BIL loved it until he got close enough to see- he reached over to pull off a hair and I wouldn't let him . He doesn't think he wants a line of dog hair necklaces in his showcases- his clients just aren't ready yet. I'll tell you who did love it though, and that is the family Neapolitan Mastiff! Of course my head could fit in his mouth and he was showing great interest in my neck and was sniffing me all over before I backed carefully away.

Two minutes.

Tomorrow I am bound to get some things done- I have to replace FIFTEEN halogen twinkly lights in our ceiling, if I don't fall off the 12' ladder and break my hip, I will then call the plumber about my leaky disposal and the glass shower door guy about why mine won't close any longer. And make a car appointemnt and a hair appointment. Then I will be clear to maybe do some work on a Ninja Necklace.

Whooo Hooooo, I made it to midnight to usher in another year! G'night. This is very late for me.

And this morning's horror-scope doesn't bode well for the day: Be careful, Leos, for you have an extraordinary amount of power now and can alter reality with what you say. Although this can be useful for constructive purposes, your imagination has taken the lead, wrestling control from your rational mind. There is great potential for you to mislead yourself and therefore others, unless you pay great care to the words that come out of your mouth.
Monday, August 21, 2006

Wow, I can alter reality with my mouth! Who knew.