Geesh.

I do not give a flying fig about Suri Cruise, Katie Couric, or Paris Hilton. Get the hook.

I DO care about changing my address to a PO Box for my magazines, seeing 'Hollywoodland'
at the Coolidge Corner Theater, and getting
Molly to the boarding kennel so we can go to Maine. Shallow? Sure, but not obsessed with people I 'know' only over a tv screen.