Boustrophedonically Justified Tilde

sex sex sex rock n roll, drugs drugs drugs
So, I was poking about and found a site that gives blogs movie ratings, so I submitted my blog and got this:


Seems somewhere in my 500 posts that I twice mentioned drugs and once mentioned sex so I get a pg-13 rating. Well, I am offended so have done some undercover work so I can get this rating instead:


Now I have upgraded my bad mouthing to the mention of

• drugs (5x)
  
• sex (4x)
  
• shoot (2x) (this is possibly comments to 'shoot me now!')
  
• dead (1x)
  

Here's the site to rate your own blog: What's your Blog Rated, and the way you can skew the results is to put a line of "sex sex sex sex" at the beginning of your blog, but change the text color to match your background color. Cheap trick I know, but I'm not very good at talking dirty.

While you're there you can also find out how much your poor dead corpse is worth. Mine would sell for $4865.00, but don't tell TY or I will be toast. I could have brought a lot more money in my youth I bet, even just for aesthetics. Matter of fact if I turn up dead under suspicious circumstances, follow the money trail. Thank you, then come on over and help yourself to the quilt excess here.

An amazing yarn Ahab tale! More Rated 'R', sex, violence, all sorts of gore:


Just a little bit more, hold on. So this woman finds a baby squirrel and rescues it- then starts putting it in costumes and building it little sets. It soon gets out of hand. The Life and Times of Sugar Bush Squirrel. I wonder if squirrels get embarrassed. Here he is as Rasta-Squirrel.


So today I went to the Apple store and tried out the iPhone. Seems it's detractors keep saying the 'reviews are mixed' but I'm telling you, it is somethin' special. And no one has asked me for a review yet. My only negative is that there were people behind me grabbing at the sample I was trying out. Guess I will get one someday. I am hoping that the next model is less inclusive, following the iPod model- I really don't need all the bells and whistles included. But damn I want the gestalt of it! Here is a cake iPhone and a knitted iPhone, and an iPhone made from an Altoids tin since I can't have the real thing. Yet.