On the Eighteenth Day of Christmas...

Santa lures his Christmas venison to the table.

Mrs Clause waits with her crock pot recipe:

CABIN CROCK POT VENISON STEW (note: this is the 'cabin' version, if you are in a condo or split level your results may vary)

Flour and brown 4 cups cubed venison or beef if your quarry escaped. Add: 1 c. water 2 diced onions 3 stalks of diced celery 2 carrots, cut in small bit pieces Salt and pepper to taste. Cook for 3 hours on high. Add: 1 can yellow corn 1 can peas 5 diced potatoes Cook 2 more hours on high. Add 2 teaspoons flour with 1/4 cup water. Cook 1 more hour. Serve. (*I* am not responsible for this hideous so-called recipe.)