Frauds and Humbugs

I promise not to commit any today. I've got to go get Molly INTERVIEWED for boarding at a play place. No art today. Put away the spray paint. Geesh, who knew boarding has the same problems as getting your toddler into preschool. I've emailed off the APPLICATION, now we go for the look-see and her TEST experience playing with the other inmates...er I mean GUESTS. This is silly, I won't be accessing the webcam to check on her while I'm gone. Maybe I could just lock her in the bathroom with a big pile of food and all the fresh water she can flush.

Instead I'm on a self improvement campaign now and I won't get HOODWINKED. First I'm going to lose a few pounds:

Next, I need a revitalization, a refresher (isn't that what they call it now?), a week at the spa...
While looking for a Hand Lift surgeon to deal with my monkey paws, I found this so am gonna do it at the same time. I'm writing for the free booklet today- it doesn't appear they have an email...

And in closing, I found some angry old Frenchmen. I don't want to know what they are saying, I get the gist of it just fine. Very intimidating old guys. Wonder if this would qualify under 'gun control'?