Fellow Atheists and Others

We have a CAUSE! Eternal Earth-bound Pets. I've found the answer to what we can do to help our brethren that are being taken off the planet! Here is a company of certified atheists who will also be hanging around afterwards, and as a service they will come pick up your pet, GUARANTEED, right after the rapture. (Please leave a bowl of water and some food in case they are overwhelmed with pick-ups.) For a fee (err, 'subscription'!) they will guarantee for ten years that they will pick up the pets of those who depart no matter when it actually happens. What a deal. They also take camels just in case, but frankly I doubt many camels will be pulled to Jesus.

Fortunately for Molly I will be here by her side with a look on my face, 'Wha' Happened???'. We will be just fine here as long as all the guys who run the chicken rotisserie places aren't taken too, and I bet they won't be. I'll be happy to provide the same service for nearby pets, especially those that I like.

From their website:

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.