Whoa, Nellie! What is this JUDGEMENT thing? I didn't know about that. I only do JURIED, no JUDGED venues, thank you very much. Do I get a scorecard or a sheet of paper with faults checked and imaginatively worded phrases of needed 'improvements'? I don't think I'm quite into going on this venture.Well I found something to make our last days a bit more fun- a list of ten desserts we can easily whip up just in time! My favorite is the really disgusting three pies baked inside of three cakes and then layered together and slathered with frosting. The lovely name for this cake-turduken is CHERPUMPLE.
I figure it will make you waddle willingly to wherever this rapture thing is happening. Don't believe me, do ya...? Here is the video on exactly how to make it- you have no excuse.
I figure it will make you waddle willingly to wherever this rapture thing is happening. Don't believe me, do ya...? Here is the video on exactly how to make it- you have no excuse.So, in my three layered research to find out what I should pack for my trip to who-knows-where, I am finding out a few things. First of all, it seems that May 21 is sort of a 'maybe' day, and it it goes by with nothing but the usual mayhem and pestilence, then an alternative target day is October 21. Or if you miss the bus. Still I haven't found out what to take. WWJD is the call here- would Jesus take a pashmina? Will I need mascara or is this a Saturday-casual sort of day? Whatever, after I eat my Cherpumple (and wrap the leftovers for the trip!), I have to work with elastic waist pants. What I will need is an XL pashmina poncho, and ruth be told, once you're into the XL ponchos, mascara is a moot point.
I found a page with instructions on how to prepare an email alert of May 21's. You can email all your pals, 'Hey, it's Doomsday' automatically. In case they didn't realize that the spaceship on their front lawn was there to give 'em a ride.
I guess I'll wait to send in the deposit for my son's rehearsal dinner.
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A friend asked me to take care of her dog and cat. I told her to leave the doors so they can get outside just in case I make the cut. The fact that she asked me is disturbing enough.
You are cracking me up!!
I've been reading your posts to my husband and his first response was "wasn't that last Saturday?" lolololol
"Truth be told, once you're into the XL ponchos, mascara is a moot point."
Heh heh heh......... :-) ;-)
Hey, Sandy, remember me from Ann Arbor and NoTrad (and that Zingerman's sandwich?)???
:-)
-- Vicki
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