Thursday, December 29, 2005

Dew Pea

Strange New Product! Cheetos Lip Balm

Some very unusual knitting!
Patricia Waller Official Website

A last ditch effort to save Print Gocco from extinction
save gocco!

Girls and Technology, the website of the young woman on Project Runway:
SWITCH: Turning Girls on To Technology

Uses for Altoids tins:
Altoids Archives

A new(ish) on-line Boston Arts magazine:
BIG RED & SHINY!

A link to a new award:
Caramel Award I have several eligible nominations.

And my other subject du jour is the emotional state of my dog-niece. I am getting rumors that the poor thing has been put on Xanex. I am buying black turtlenecks and grease for my face and am planning a search-and-rescue even if it means I have to run 5 miles a day with the unfortunate animal once I rescue her. (Which is of course what is wrong with her to begin with- lack of exercise.) And I am sticking to that diagnosis because I can see what a difference it makes with the Adorable Molly on the days we hit the 10,000 steps mark, or even come close. You can't get a working dog and expect it to adjust to a sedintary life. Geesh. What was wrong with the breeder that the family wasn't screened, or at the very least educated about the needs of the breed! Molly wants to rename her 'Sistah' if she comes to live here. We'll see about that. (!) She is putting that cart before the horse.



And this, in theme, from my friend Susan in Corona del Mar which just goes to bolster my theory of synchronicity: Subject: The truth about Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went -Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself. -Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

1 comment :

Val said...

Oh I love these comments 'Truth About Dogs'. They are so right! Dogs are the best! Wish I still have one. And you are right big dogs need exercise and plenty to do! We had Wolfies and GSD's!