Waitin' fo' th' Muse

Oh my- I found a link to a dialect digitizer so ran my earlir post through the 'redneck' version! I have simply got to send this to Teddy. HA! Maybe they have a New Englandish translator for her and we will finally be able to understand each other!

A blog t'keep track of th' art thin's ah do. ah was a quiltmaker fo' 25 years but thet seems t'have mo'phed into splorin' lotsa other thin's: knittin', jewelery, embroidery, collage an' computer prints an' printmakin'. ah sh'd narrow it down but now ah's playin' wif mosaics an' decoupage. Time is runnin' out, ideas nevah do

Tuesday, Ockober 03, 2006

Coeternal Unionist

Above-60th birthday cakes fo' Duane, Muhardra, an' Tim, dawgone it. ah doesn't knows these varmints.

ah's makin' up mah shoppin' list fo' th' 15 varmints a-comin' fo' dinner fo' Ra'ph's birthday next Monday. ah doesn't haf 15 chairs, haf no clue whut ah will does about this, but he be hankerin' his 'whole' fambly. Guess some of them kin stan' up in th' kitchen wif me an' look on over th' counter. Hey, even eff'n ah had inough chairs, mah table is only trimenjus inough fo' 12 crowded! Fry mah hide! Oh, did ah menshun thet both mah kids is brin'in' their houn'dogs? One is a pitbull, t'other is a 100# HORSE of a thin'. Both completely igno'e Molly- an' she buzzes aroun' them both like a demented mosquito. Oy. ah called t'o'der TY's favo'ite cheesecake, Boston Creme Pie Cheesecake, but it was discontinued 5 months ago- he will be so'ely disappointed, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah begged th' baker, offered t'come 'he'p' o' c'd she git me th' recipe, nope. But ah foun' this hyar on-line fum Colettes Cakes:
A HAM cake! Poifeck.

Of course thin's is already gwine wrong- th' Quilters Conneckshun annual Show n' Tell is th' same night an' ah had planned on havin' flyers available t'drive th' herds t'Ackon t'mah show next month- now ah will hafta make th' flyers an' haf someone else announce an' take them, dawgone it. ah hate missin' this hyar meetin', but perhaps varmints will leave early an' ah can git into th' end of it-- who is ah kiddin', ah will be too tired t'leave a sink full of dishes an' take off! Fry mah hide! Nuts. ah love seein' varmints's noo stuff AND fo' once ah have some thin's t'take.

Mighty interestin' article in BusinessWeek about how business skoos is lookin' t'design programs fo' ways t'influence creative reckonin'. They included a list of the dawgoned-est infulential design skoos an' th' business skoos they is partnered wif an' Mass Art is on th' list! Fry mah hide!

Yo' knows mah 'rule of 3' by now, right? It's simply thet is some subjeck o' name o' idea hits me in sequence three times in successhun thet it's time t'set up an' take notice. Wal, ah had a Rule of FOUR hit yessuhterday. Paris.



1. ah's savin' th' trimenjus 2 page Paris spread in th' Sunday NYTs about PAris at night. ah was reckonin' of Tonny through th' whole article (acshully havin' her thar is mebbe a #5 hit in th' haid! Fry mah hide!). 2. Also, ah accidentally foun' an old 'This hyar South Car'linan Life' episode thet had Ira Glass in Paris interviewin' Abner Sedaris an' an South Car'linan black woomin who is a lawyer thar an' was talkin' about th' racial differences, an' 3. allus th' charm, th' Abner Liebowitz blog arrived in mah bloglines. Then, finally #4, clickin' through channels thar were Stacy an' Clinton in Paris wif a woomin who won a $50,000 spendin' spree! An' she was kinda chunky so not ev'rybody thar is a size 2- she did spend an awful; lot on shoes an' bags though... ah AM a-gonna hoof it back, next time wif real money (fust ah muss corntack Stacy an' Clinton, as enny fool kin plainly see...) an' a list of SHOPS an' RESTAURANTS. An' ah's a-gonna hit them all, ah reckon. An' also does mah own 'strolls along th' quais an' rues", hopefully gnawin' on a baquette.

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