Ships* that Pass In the Night

A portrait is a painting with something wrong with the mouth.     John Singer Sargent

And one more before I stop:

(Thanks, Liza!)

Now, my friends, please translate this for me-  knits for men.  But huh?  Why the yellow nipples?  Looks like it also has a mailbox slot across the chest.  And pom pom ears orrr, dare I say it?  CAULIFLOWER EARS!  Yup, maybe it's designed for retired boxers who collect mail.

I won't be copying this one.


*my FIL called sheep 'ships' with his accent. It has stuck in the family.