Prom Criterion

If they simply have everything, I bet there is still room for a mounted zebra head.  Only $2500 and right here on this link.  And it comes along with this disclaimer:  I find it odious that this beautiful animal is going headless now and his pelt is lying on someone's floor.  I do not condone humans slaughtering zebras for any reason, especially to live on their walls.  Do not buy this, it is here for the Christmas parade of ridiculous things available on the net only.  Now, as a substitute, and cheaper too, I offer this:

It's a rusty iron (we call it patina when it costs more than a tin can) replica of a Kentucky Derby winner, way down in the $2200 range and no animals were hurt making this.  I do have to caution you that you may need some wall reinforcements to hang it without losing the whole wall.  Want it bad?  Go here.  And I will endorsee your choice.

And now, for you amusement, but take my word for it-  go pee first: